Just Can't Be Fucked, Ay — Tee

$33.00
Color:
Size:
XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, cm 40.64 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 68.58 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length, cm 20.30 20.90 21.60 22.20 22.90 23.50 24.10 24.70 25.30
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Description:

Today? Absolutely the fuck not.

The washing can get fucked. Dinner is whatever the kids can reach.. I've answered zero of the 2511 emails the school sent and I'm not starting now.

This is for the days your entire personality is a long slow exhale and the word "nah." Nobody's coming to save you, including you. So sit down, have the coffee, and accept that the washing will still be there tomorrow, and so will the dread. We're all dead in the end anyway. Might as well not be fucked about it.

Hand-scrawled by me in real Sharpie...yep my actual handwriting, wonk and all. Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton with no scratchy side seams, so you can be comfortably useless in it for years.

Wear it to school pickup with your pyjama bottoms. Wear it to the servo for the third time today. Wear it while you stare into the fridge you already know is empty. Iconic.

100% ring-spun cotton. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Ships worldwide.

🖤 Sair Zee

XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, cm 40.64 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12 76.20 81.28
Length, cm 68.58 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82 86.36 88.90
Sleeve length, cm 20.30 20.90 21.60 22.20 22.90 23.50 24.10 24.70 25.30
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Description:

Today? Absolutely the fuck not.

The washing can get fucked. Dinner is whatever the kids can reach.. I've answered zero of the 2511 emails the school sent and I'm not starting now.

This is for the days your entire personality is a long slow exhale and the word "nah." Nobody's coming to save you, including you. So sit down, have the coffee, and accept that the washing will still be there tomorrow, and so will the dread. We're all dead in the end anyway. Might as well not be fucked about it.

Hand-scrawled by me in real Sharpie...yep my actual handwriting, wonk and all. Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton with no scratchy side seams, so you can be comfortably useless in it for years.

Wear it to school pickup with your pyjama bottoms. Wear it to the servo for the third time today. Wear it while you stare into the fridge you already know is empty. Iconic.

100% ring-spun cotton. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Ships worldwide.

🖤 Sair Zee